"I don't own a TV. Sure, I watch stuff on Netflix and Hulu and pirate new episodes of Hannibal off of a bit torent site, but I definitely do not own a physical television, and that is what is important here. I'm just not into vegging out in front of a 60-inch boob tube, you know? I'd much rather squint into my iPad while lying on my bed. I'm just not that materialistic, you know? Not like some of these posers."